Recap from parts I and II – At the last minute before my scheduled colonoscopy, I was informed that my preferred gastroenterologist did not accept my Aetna Medicare Advantage plan. I found an alternative doctor but wondered if he is as good. I also wondered if my current Medicare Advantage health insurance would serve me in a health crises of major proportions. Click here for Part 1 and click here for Part 2.
Four days before my colonoscopy (a Monday) – The colon prep instructions from Southern Maine Health Care Gastroenterology have not arrived. It’s not a big deal since I have the previous instructions from Atlantic Digestive Specialists. Basically, until my colonoscopy exam this Friday, I am to avoid corn, popcorn, foods with seeds, nuts, and raw vegetables
My usual air popcorn will be put on hold (Hannah never thinks eating that “cardboard” popcorn is palatable anyway.) and I’ll be breakfasting on the blandest of oatmeals since I must forego my blueberries, raisins, almonds, walnuts, and a trio of seeds – flax, sunflower, and chia. Somehow, I’ll survive quite nicely. You might be thinking, Dan you are my hero! Or not.
As Friday approaches, I think that my excellent previous exams of my colon do not preclude the possibility of less encouraging results this time. People do get colon cancer and are in for the fight of their lives. That said, it must count for something that I have had three clean results from previous colonoscopies when I was 50, 55, and 60. Five years ago, I had a few polyps removed but such that it didn’t concern my gastroenterologist enough, so I was cleared to wait five years for my next exam.
Typically, colonoscopies are done every ten years, as Hannah has hers, if there is no family history (which I have since my dad, brother, and sister have had polyps) or previous polyps (which I have had).
I’m not worried, overly concerned, nor supremely confident either. I look forward to finding out the state of my colon and then dealing with whatever happens. Worrying about tomorrow steals the joy from today – Barbara Camerson
Three days before (Tuesday) – Not having food with seeds or nuts is really cramping my style. My daily oatmeal is just mush without my fruit, nuts, and seeds. I can’t lunch on my usual everything bagel either. Then, there’s no afternoon popcorn. Wa-wa-wa. I just thought someone might care. I am now aware no one does, and obviously life is pretty good if these are my issues.
Two days before (Wednesday) – As my gastroenterologist Dr. John Thompson is new to me, I check him out online. I learn he is 64 and has been in practice for 37 years. I like experience when someone is probing with a scope through my large intestines. He has board certifications in gastroenterology and internal medicine. That checks two more boxes. He completed a fellowship at Yale University School of Medicine, Gastroenterology. I am always over-impressed with Ivy League schooling. So that is a plus.
Day of Fasting the day before (Thursday) – I sleep poorly but am looking forward to the day of fasting to move this process forward. (You see what I did!) Let me remind you my colonoscopy prep begins in earnest at 2P today when I begin my first eight ounces of the GoLytely concoction.
While in California, I had heard that the nasty taste of the GoLytely mix can be mitigated if I drink the liquid through a straw. I’ll give it a shot, but I may just resort to chugging the eight ounces to get it over with.
Today’s diet includes black coffee and lime jello. But the real action begins at 2P. Literally! (more colonoscopy humor). The brew has been in the fridge overnight because that makes the drink more palatable cold.
Surprisingly, I’m not hungry after an early morning workout at Coastal Fitness gym. Usually, breakfast is my favorite meal. I love my bowl of fruit, often cantaloupe, sliced pears, tangerines, and pineapple. That’s followed by two/thirds of a cup of oatmeal with nuts, seeds, and fruit. Followed by a Hannah’s biscuit or two with decafe. It’s true amore!
But I know downing four liters of GoLytely this afternoon and evening is not going to be a piece of cake, perhaps more like a sonic boom.
In Part 4, my colonoscopy drama concludes with a play by play of the magic GoLytely and then the surgical operation itself. Polyps?