Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Will Rogers, 1879-1935